DEGENANA

TYPE: Genetically Modified Fruit

Escaped containment. Highly volatile. Obsessed with charts.

Warning: Exposure may cause uncontrollable bag-holding and moon missions.

SECURE_CONNECTIONv1.0.4

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SCANNING...

IQ: UNKNOWN

RIZZ: MAX

DATABASE_ACCESS: GRANTED

FILE_001MODE: HUSTLE

> Activity: Food Delivery
> Purpose: Funding the wallet

Evidence of subject engaging in "real world" labor. Only done to buy more dips.

FILE_002MODE: BUSINESS

> Attire: Suit (Rental)
> Vibe: "Trust Me Bro"

Subject spotted larping as a hedge fund manager. He has no idea what he's doing.

FILE_003MODE: SEND IT

> Vehicle: Rocket
> Passenger: 10/10

Rare footage of the subject attempting orbital entry. Zero gravity, zero worries.

Direct line to the banana mothership. Dial random frequencies to receive financial advice from the future.

> ENCRYPTION: NONE
> COST: FREE

BANA-COM 9000

SIG: HIGHBAT: ∞

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